People of Reddit, what’s the weirdest excuse you’ve ever heard?

2022.01.23 13:29 EquivalentRevenue665 People of Reddit, what’s the weirdest excuse you’ve ever heard?

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2022.01.23 13:29 Fevdev My sister who may or may not have Covid just coughed in my room how fucked am I?

For more info I panicked sprayed multicleaner and scent spray and opened my room's window I'm now sitting in my theater trying not to freeze as I type this
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2022.01.23 13:29 officalimp imp - mic (2022)

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2022.01.23 13:29 Open-Mycologist6092 A Ryerson Student Wrote A Letter To The University & It's Against Their Reopening Plan

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2022.01.23 13:29 xXfabroXx Truck Topples Over After Slamming Into Bridge

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2022.01.23 13:29 Putrid_Response_4 Hello, we are going to be redoing our bathroom soon and have question regarding tile color…

The bathroom is about 5’ x 8’ with a small sink, toilet, and traditional tub/shower. We really like the look of the white subway tiles with black trim and accents on walls. For the flow we have considered a variety of penny tiles or smaller tiles. Would white or black (or both) look better for the floor? Thanks!
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2022.01.23 13:29 EleanorRecord Virtual Debtors Assembly and Strategy Session - 1/23 @ 7PM ET

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2022.01.23 13:29 Petyshka Hello friends! My first NFT, how do you like it?

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2022.01.23 13:29 Potential-Wonderful m0nesy insane 3k scout

m0nesy played faceit with Aleksib, NiKo and Jackz.
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2022.01.23 13:29 mayo4sam21 Coveney set to speak with Russian ambassador over missile testing in Irish-patrolled waters

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2022.01.23 13:29 Aditi_GHOSH A LOCK DOWN DOWNPOUR (by me cuz i got bored)

As I sit on my bed leaves fallen dead Wind crashes on the rain is airborne
Clattering of rain it keeps me sane from the fire outside It’s out of my mind
Its nearly night Flickering moonlight is not to be seen in the wet screen
As I lay down on my bed Up there, sky bled on the glazing fires which God hires
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2022.01.23 13:29 Davymc407 Do you think I should I ask him to be my boyfriend ??

Hey guys. I'm 23, top. I Met this really cute guy about 2 months ago, he lives a bit away so we've been on about 7 dates! Long story short. I think he's amazing! He's so funny, SO cute, we have amazing chemistry, we've had such cute dates together!
On days number 5 after we cuddles under the stars ( I know😂) he asked me was I seeing anyone else, I was honest and said there's a couple guys texting me but I'm not that interested, hes afraid of being fucked and abandoned because thats been he's past experience.
I deleted my tinder the other day and he noticed, and he did the exact same. We're going to have sex for the first time next week and I'm thinking of asking him to be my boyfriend, I feel like from what I said above, he wants this aswell. Also kinda
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2022.01.23 13:29 artist_yosr My original charachter Kana Hitari for Vogue Magazine 🛍️

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2022.01.23 13:29 DeRp1823 My build feel free to rate

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2022.01.23 13:29 kawi-bawi-bo Soup dumplings and chili oil @ Lunasia

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2022.01.23 13:29 PlasticStrike9158 KBM or Controller for new meta?

I'm KBM but keep getting destroyed by controller players with the new meta. Should I switch over?
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2022.01.23 13:29 Triple7Jackpot Deploy the Arrows

The Granzarian fleet suddenly appeared out of hyperspace over Forum, a trading colony on the edge of Terran space. Forum’s location at the intersection of several hyperspace routes made it ideal for commerce, which resulted in Forum acquiring vast wealth. The Granzarians simply could not ignore the opportunity to take something so valuable.
However, the Granzarian fleet’s focus on besieging Forum kept them from noticing a small ship drop out of hyperspace behind the next planet over. The Longbow only contained a crew of one, an FTL drive, supercomputers, and sensors bristling from everywhere. No match for the Granzarian fleet in open battle, but the Longbow existed for a different purpose.
As the sensors began pinpointing multiple enemy ships, it quickly became apparent this was no false alarm.
“Archer, this is Longbow. Come in.”
“Longbow, this is Archer actual. Ready for SitRep.”
“Captain, the reports are accurate. Multiple hostile ships surrounding Forum. No idea exactly how many yet, but it looks like an invasion force. My presence remains undetected. Passive detection in progress.”
“Proceed Longbow. Report again when detection complete. Passive methods only, we do not want to forfeit the element of surprise. Over and out.”
After shutting off the comms, the captain gave the order to begin preparing the Archer’s weapons. While the Archer did have some conventional shipborne guns just in case, its main damage dealers resided in the restricted hangar bay.
Shortly after the captain received the ready signal from the engineers, another transmission arrived from the Longbow: all targets detected and marked.
The captain gave a simple three word order: “Deploy the Arrows.”
On screen, the captain watched ten large metallic spheres float out into the void, group in formation, and make their hyperspace jump. When the Longbow confirmed their arrival, the captain gave the order to fire.
The Granzarian admiral looked at the new sensor contacts perplexed. Ten small ships in formation had just entered the space nearby. This puny force could not possibly take on the might of his fleet. Just as the admiral was about to give the order to engage, the contacts vanished.
The admiral recoiled in horror when ten of his ships suddenly exploded and ripped in half. He briefly caught a glimpse of ten circular metallic objects near the debris. Again they vanished and shortly afterwards another ten Granzarian ships met a grim end.
“Admiral, we are detecting multiple jump signatures. Those orbs keep ramming our ships in critical areas at FTL speeds. Orders sir?”
The Longbow’s pilot simply could not resist slightly pulling around the planet to see the Arrows in action. Rapid micro jump technology, real-time coordinates supplied by the Longbow, and bodies crafted from classified materials allowed the Arrows to cut through Ganzarian ships like a hot knife through butter. The few Granzarian survivors rushed to jump out of the system.
“Archer, this is Longbow. Hostiles retreating after devastating losses. All Arrows intact. Field test successful. I think defending the Outer Rim just became much easier.”
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2022.01.23 13:29 ZoolShop The Muppets are having a moment -- just when we need them most

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2022.01.23 13:29 No-Obligation3253 THEY GAVE ME A 3060 rtx 12GB INSTEAD OF A 1660 SUPER LETSS GOOOOOOOO

For context I ordered a prebuilt with some pretty decent stuff adding up to 800-900 dollars. I was destroyed when I saw a better pc than mines for a bit less and it had a 3070 but now that I got a free graphics card update with plenty of space I am satisfied for life. Your pc will get to your home eventually which mines got here after 2 delays and shipping luckily was fast and on time. It arrived faster than it said that day and nothing else went bad :) THE END
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2022.01.23 13:29 19PHOBOSS98 Infinite(-ish) Ray Traced Voxel Noise2D Terrain... but in Godot3.4

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2022.01.23 13:29 12GageFaceLift T1 Halo Fighter, Long Nose, Triple Thruster, Red/Light Grey/Blue (Hicanpaav Galaxy #99)

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2022.01.23 13:29 WoxiiPlz Canceling meds is stupid

TL:DR: Canceling meds while getting shot at doesn't do shit because your guy wants to close the lid and put it back in his pockets.
Suggestion: Maybe a function like fast reloading that allows you to double click to drop your meds instead of closing the lid and putting it back. just maybe?
Rant story:
I'm pissed rn so I'm gonna keep it short and try to keep it neutral.
But, canceling meds is fkin stupid. I was just fighting with 2 scavs close range and getting sniped by a PMC from far away.
Took a lot of damage from scavs and player, took cover to heal up cuz my thorax is red, while in cover I try to heal my thorax and pop a painkiller so I can get away ASAP (ofc it first heals my fkin arm). While I'm popping a golden star he gets an angle on me from far, I try to cancel and run away.
BUT THIS MFER, decides it's a good idea to close the lid of the golden star while getting shot at and trying to stand up. So I fkin die.
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2022.01.23 13:29 FrostyMcHamfist Salty about HRE vs French 1v1

Salty about HRE vs French 1v1
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2022.01.23 13:29 azaMarce77 Quick question - can i use triples? Pc specs below

Hello everyone, just want to make a quick question. I m using a single screen 27’ and would like to move to triples.
Is anyone here using triples with these same pc specs?
Ryzen 5 1600 512 ssd 16gb ram Rtx 2060 6gb
I would like to get more than 60fps.
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2022.01.23 13:29 Bosomtwe Pro tip: Molten miner + Greedy Gatherer + Personal banker + Alchemaniac prints money!

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